Yes. The portkey network's gone all to hell. This isn't even part of my department, but it landed in my lap anyway, in part because we don't know whether the woman who runs Magical Transportation was incompetent or if this was passive-aggressive sabotage -- there was some arithmantical work her office was supposed to take care of and they bloody well didn't. So if your portkey was supposed to take you to Devon, it might take you to Berkshire. Or the top of Ben Nevis. Or the middle of Loch Ness. You see the difficulty.
We're re-issuing portkeys as fast as we can right now AND MY DAUGHTER'S GONE MISSING just to put the -- well.
Yes. I'm down by the cloakroom. If you think you can come down -- we're trying to register them as we go, and that's slowing us down.
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Yes. The portkey network's gone all to hell. This isn't even part of my department, but it landed in my lap anyway, in part because we don't know whether the woman who runs Magical Transportation was incompetent or if this was passive-aggressive sabotage -- there was some arithmantical work her office was supposed to take care of and they bloody well didn't. So if your portkey was supposed to take you to Devon, it might take you to Berkshire. Or the top of Ben Nevis. Or the middle of Loch Ness. You see the difficulty.
We're re-issuing portkeys as fast as we can right now AND MY DAUGHTER'S GONE MISSING just to put the -- well.
Yes. I'm down by the cloakroom. If you think you can come down -- we're trying to register them as we go, and that's slowing us down.