It may seem like a trivial prank to you, but these boys have been allowed to run entirely wild. The latest - a fireworks dragon - did substantial damage to ancient artifacts (several suits of armour), terrified a dozen paintings and risked damage to several dozen more, and true disaster was only averted by my quick-thinking and skilled response.
That said, I will agree to refrain from renewing the charm, so long as they cause no further difficulty.
I have received the summons to appear before our gracious and all-seeing Lord. I look forward to the opportunity to share with him directly the woeful neglect, laziness, and utter stupidity endemic to so many here, and I am certain he will share my view that there is as yet far more to be accomplished.
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It may seem like a trivial prank to you, but these boys have been allowed to run entirely wild. The latest - a fireworks dragon - did substantial damage to ancient artifacts (several suits of armour), terrified a dozen paintings and risked damage to several dozen more, and true disaster was only averted by my quick-thinking and skilled response.
That said, I will agree to refrain from renewing the charm, so long as they cause no further difficulty.
I have received the summons to appear before our gracious and all-seeing Lord. I look forward to the opportunity to share with him directly the woeful neglect, laziness, and utter stupidity endemic to so many here, and I am certain he will share my view that there is as yet far more to be accomplished.