A R I S T A

[alt_selwyn]

ABCDEFCGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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I LIK PI
I LIK SWETS
I LIK MI POFSKEN
I LIK BONES

HULLO

ARISTA VIOLET SELWYN

Comments

[alt_lucius]

I think you should give this book back to your daddy, sweeting. Can you do that?

[alt_selwyn]

HELLO!!!!!!
!!!!

I LIK U

[alt_selwyn]

AR U MI DADDYZ
FRND?

[alt_lucius]

Yes, I am. Is he with you now?

[alt_selwyn]

NO

[alt_lucius]

Go and get him, will you?

[alt_selwyn]

MUMMY SED
DADDY IS BUSY DONT BODDER HIM

[alt_lucius]

In that case, tell your mummy that one of daddy's friends wants him to read his book, please.

[alt_selwyn]

Thank you for your attempts to remedy the situation.

[alt_lucius]

Not at all.

But do keep them away from your journal. If she's terribly fascinated by writing to a book that writes back, perhaps Chloe will oblige her.

[alt_selwyn]

Now there's a good thought. Though Chloe does a great deal of shopping by journal these days; she might be concerned that Arista might accidentally order us a crate of imported pineapples and we'd find ourselves stuck with the bill.

It's a shame they don't get them until they start at Hogwarts -- naturally that seems eons away when you're six.

[alt_lucius]

Indeed. To say nothing of the injustice of not having one's own journal when one's father is in charge of the departments that issue and monitor them.

[alt_selwyn]

'I can hardly bend the rules when I'm the one who's supposed to enforce them properly' is a singularly unconvincing argument to a six-year-old. Alas.