Well, you've read the dreadful thing, I presume? Ptolemy was the historical consultant on it. All that sop at the end of the first act. Of course, dramatically, one understands wanting a tragic love scene, but ... one can hardly blame Pandora if she has no wish to watch while her husband's first marriage is played in its final moments before her very eyes.

As it happens, I believe you and I escaped the ignominy of being played by girls. Though from what I gather in Draco's letters, you have only teenage caprice to thank for that reprieve. On the other hand, we shall have to suffer the ignominy of being portrayed by teenage boys, which may hardly present an improvement.