alt_selwyn: (Mr Dominic Selwyn)
Selwyn ([personal profile] alt_selwyn) wrote2010-09-09 02:09 pm

Attention Ministry Staff (Protectorate Affairs Division)

It is clear that someone who was entrusted with sensitive information and access has gossiped about it. This is absolutely unacceptable; we hold a position of great trust in the Protectorate, and that one of us has betrayed this trust is something I personally take extremely seriously.

We are undertaking a review of all logs to find the culprit. This will take some time, however, so I would like to invite the guilty party (or parties) to come to me privately to admit your wrongdoing. (Alternately, if you are aware of such gossip and know who has been spreading it, you may also come to me privately. If you have only a suspicion rather than strong evidence, this will be useful when we review the logs, as we will know where to start.) We will begin the audit of the logs in one hour.

If you wait for us to uncover your malfeasance in the audit, things will go very badly for you indeed. If you admit your unprofessional behaviour immediately, we will show far greater leniency.
alt_lucius: (Exasperated)

Private Message to Dominic Selwyn

[personal profile] alt_lucius 2010-09-09 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Any leads? Cornelius, I'm sure you know, was beside himself this morning.

I assume your offer of leniency is relative.
alt_crouch_jr: (Intent)

Private Message to Dominic Selwyn

[personal profile] alt_crouch_jr 2010-09-09 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
By leniency, I assume you mean that the culprits will not be set before Our Lord in full court to suffer retribution for damaging the public's trust in His good gift of Private Messaging.

My offer stands if there's anything you need from our department. Down to and including an extra wand for enforcing justice.
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[personal profile] alt_bill 2010-09-09 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
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