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alt_selwynIt is clear that someone who was entrusted with sensitive information and access has gossiped about it. This is absolutely unacceptable; we hold a position of great trust in the Protectorate, and that one of us has betrayed this trust is something I personally take extremely seriously.
We are undertaking a review of all logs to find the culprit. This will take some time, however, so I would like to invite the guilty party (or parties) to come to me privately to admit your wrongdoing. (Alternately, if you are aware of such gossip and know who has been spreading it, you may also come to me privately. If you have only a suspicion rather than strong evidence, this will be useful when we review the logs, as we will know where to start.) We will begin the audit of the logs in one hour.
If you wait for us to uncover your malfeasance in the audit, things will go very badly for you indeed. If you admit your unprofessional behaviour immediately, we will show far greater leniency.
We are undertaking a review of all logs to find the culprit. This will take some time, however, so I would like to invite the guilty party (or parties) to come to me privately to admit your wrongdoing. (Alternately, if you are aware of such gossip and know who has been spreading it, you may also come to me privately. If you have only a suspicion rather than strong evidence, this will be useful when we review the logs, as we will know where to start.) We will begin the audit of the logs in one hour.
If you wait for us to uncover your malfeasance in the audit, things will go very badly for you indeed. If you admit your unprofessional behaviour immediately, we will show far greater leniency.
Re: Order Only
Date: 2010-09-09 08:08 pm (UTC)Where? Where are you?
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Date: 2010-09-09 08:10 pm (UTC)I shouldn't wonder if Selwyn charmed him with 'Sonorus' so everyone can hear!
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Date: 2010-09-09 08:11 pm (UTC)Re: Order Only
Date: 2010-09-09 08:12 pm (UTC)Shite, there's another one. There are at least two people screaming now. I think the sound is coming from the conference rooms.
I have to go. Myrna just ducked into my office, white-faced. She's crying.
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Date: 2010-09-09 08:14 pm (UTC)Now one of the voices has stopped, but the other's still screaming.
Shite, Dad, I can't handle this. I'm shaking all over.
Re: Order Only
Date: 2010-09-09 08:15 pm (UTC)Hold it together, man.
Re: Order Only
Date: 2010-09-09 08:19 pm (UTC)I'm so not going to be looking forward to that lunch with Selwyn next week. If he's the one who's actually holding the bloody wand.
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Date: 2010-09-09 08:26 pm (UTC)He may not be as snide as Malfoy or as venomous as Crouch, but he's still one of them.
Watch yourself.
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Date: 2010-09-09 08:30 pm (UTC)People like him. Because he prides himself on being a good manager, and he's pleasant, and he has pictures of his kids in his office.
Guess that makes him more effective in what he does.
Merlin.
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Date: 2010-09-09 08:31 pm (UTC)Re: Order Only
Date: 2010-09-09 08:31 pm (UTC)Re: Order Only
Date: 2010-09-09 08:31 pm (UTC)Re: Order Only
Date: 2010-09-09 08:27 pm (UTC)The screaming's stopped. For the moment.
I'm still sweating all over.
Re: Order Only
Date: 2010-09-09 08:40 pm (UTC)Or chamomile tea.
Any tea, in a pinch, but not too much if it's a full black blend you'd take for breakfast. What you want is something to settle your stomach and nerves, not anything that would wind you up further.
Re: Order Only
Date: 2010-09-09 08:45 pm (UTC)I've shut the door and managed to calm myself down a bit. I do have some tea and I'll get that brewed.
Nobody's getting a bloody thing done here this afternoon anyway.
Re: Order Only
Date: 2010-09-09 08:16 pm (UTC)It's...it's difficult. I know.